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Last week, we broke The Chicken Curse. This week, we avenged ourselves of our worst loss of 2024. Both were done with gusto, as we beat the Penises 31-7 and The Sex Panthers 70-21. My main gripe was that Diego was even out there for a series in the second half, but other than that, Blaze Berlowitz and Lil’ Dickey ran for touchdowns, and even Whit “Son of Will” Muschamp got in the game in the end.
Anyway, this week, we welcome Utah State to the West End for our last out of conference game, and with the schedule about to get brutal, we absolutely have to emerge from this one 5-0.
…and I’m sure you all have questions.
…and that’s it.
*Note: Questions about other SEC football teams are welcome, too. We just won’t know as much about them, and will likely respond with juvenile, biased trash talk.
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